On much weirdness
Now they don't do things the same as everyone else here in Moscow. From the stuffed animals languishing outside the supermarket door to the...
Plumbing the nether regions
Phil: This, again, is everything you thought it would be and then considerably more so. The Toppers have the suits with lights on that flash...
Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision
Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...
Monte Negross
This should be a lively stomping opener but in typical Siegel-esque fashion they've managed to botch the production. Our "star" singer takes to the...
Ronan by numbers for Denmark at Eurovision
Phil: Why oh Why did he not sing this one himself? Instead of which, he sends his Danish twin brother -Brinck - to sing...
An afternoon’s moogling, an evening’s punking
Of course, it’s not all sitting in a dark hall and watching a middling to poor panopoly of European dance and song. Well, not...
Day 1 – the view from the UK.
It's actually quite a relief just to be watching one final run through from each session, rather than trying to give each song 40...
That time when Spanish telly ‘forgot’ to show Eurovision
Reports suggest that Spanish TV 'forgot' all about the second Eurovision semi final last night. It wasn't broadcast. If only this had been the...