Peas will calm
Now I know you're supposed to be kind to the infirm, but they also prefer it if you treat them like the normal human...
Sweden – Frozen in Eurovision history
Phil: She does have a very very scary face and has been Botox-ed to hell in the time between the Melodifestival and now, but...
Turkey Deli …
Franko: I love this. It is beyond doubt my absolute favourite song of this year and deserves to triumph over all takers. But...
Azeri Rumour
This is OnEupean public service broadcasting at its best. Listening to idle gossip, so you don't need to.
Anyway, that party that Mr. Roy told...
Latvian Eurovision pirates totally terrifying in a bad way
As Roy might say, 'Shit my old boots!' It was totally terrifying in a bad way. Shambolic in the extreme, their singing - or...
Armenian delight
Franko: Well we have dead cert qualifier number two. After a couple of bum notes and a false start, this does everything you'd expect....
Eurovision 2008 – final results
The finalists were:
the big four France, Germany, Spain and the United Kingdom
the host country Serbia
the top nine countries from the first...
Transitions
Well, so much for the drama. That was a really efficient changeover from Russia to Greece, and neither has lost anything that in any...
Norwegian wood … well, I would
The gentleman to the left: Who does she remind me of? Name me some fat Norwegian singers?
The gentleman to my right: Merethe Troan
The gentleman...
I’ve just realised…
... that in a couple of hours' time, that'll be it for Semi 1 open rehearsals. Can't be very long now before people start...