Bulgaria – do you have something stronger?
OK, just to reiterate that I'm hearing 41 of these entries for the first time this week. Bulgaria is the first of them, and...
Belarus get sticky at Eurovision
Cyprus having found the wallpaper, Belarus have in turn found the Solvite. Only a Brit of a certain age is going to catch that...
Greece – or is it Grease?
Nick: So, this Maria ... would she by any chance be into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls? Greece is the new itself, by...
Eastern Bias you say?
Well, I have been playing around with the figures following Sebia's victory at the 2007 Eurovision Song Contest, and they are interesting.
The Top 10...
Dutch Eurovision song falls flat
Nick: Oh dear, I think I've just made a spectacle of myself. I've never heard this song before, many, MANY times. I particularly liked...
Will this Croatian dirge ever end?
Phil: Oh Jesus, it's boring lift lobby muzak ... without the lift and without the tune. Another one for the dumper, methinks. My eyes...
Ireland – Ah go on, go on!
Phil: Mrs Doyle has changed her dress and any "artistic differences" with the crew have gone, and a daisy is now their background! Lovely,...
Maltese Eurovision team over-egg 2007 pudding
Phil: Oh deary me Olivia, you've borrowed the 'How to cock up a decent song' book from the Dutch delegation, haven't ya?
The song -...
Intermission
A little bit of maths under pressure here. In the semi-final, 42 televotes will each distribute 58 points among 28 candidates. The mean average...
Romanian mix and match
First time I've heard it. It's basically the bastard child of all the other 41 songs. And every other song ever. All of them....