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Friday, October 3, 2025
ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

Breaking news: OnEurope missing in action

The OnEurope team of crack reporters is missing! They were last seen yesterday evening, leaving Pizza Hut in downtown Helsinki. A spokesperson for a competing...

Marcus reports …

Hanna has just done the victory V in her press conference and she scarily has the biggest forearms and biceps of any performer here...

Last 3 songs reviewed on leeched wireless

In brief , cos I'm hungry. Denmark - Underneath the make up, DQ's blatant attempt to get the pink vote and all the other "stuff"...

Poor Eesti

Nick: This is where it gets confusing - it's Estonia again, and boy what a long ten minutes they present. It's only three? It...

Austria – living down to expectations

Nick: There's a lot going on here, and most of it really shouldn't be. Hard rock guitars and hardcore glitter - the Schlagerboys' brains...

Liveblog: Eurovision 2007 – Semifinal Full Dress Rehearsal

The general public puts in an appearance for the first time, and to coin a phrase, it seems to be the greatest public we've...

Contextual business

Right then, the big fellas have whipped back to town to have their tea, so you have me filling in for a smidge. In...

Switzerland – Oh dear lordi

People who watch this thing that is happening a week today (shit!) will point at this and say: "Haven't Lordi opened the show?" or...

France – but not as we know it …

Nick: I've come to learn something in the days I've been in Helsinki, land of contrasts. There are 42 competing delegations here, and they...

Poland – words fail me

Dear TVP, Please send something to ESC sometime that gives me a hope of either describing it or at least working out how it's going...