Breaking news: OnEurope missing in action
The OnEurope team of crack reporters is missing! They were last seen yesterday evening, leaving Pizza Hut in downtown Helsinki.
A spokesperson for a competing...
Marcus reports …
Hanna has just done the victory V in her press conference and she scarily has the biggest forearms and biceps of any performer here...
Last 3 songs reviewed on leeched wireless
In brief , cos I'm hungry.
Denmark - Underneath the make up, DQ's blatant attempt to get the pink vote and all the other "stuff"...
Poor Eesti
Nick: This is where it gets confusing - it's Estonia again, and boy what a long ten minutes they present. It's only three? It...
Austria – living down to expectations
Nick: There's a lot going on here, and most of it really shouldn't be. Hard rock guitars and hardcore glitter - the Schlagerboys' brains...
Liveblog: Eurovision 2007 – Semifinal Full Dress Rehearsal
The general public puts in an appearance for the first time, and to coin a phrase, it seems to be the greatest public we've...
Contextual business
Right then, the big fellas have whipped back to town to have their tea, so you have me filling in for a smidge. In...
Switzerland – Oh dear lordi
People who watch this thing that is happening a week today (shit!) will point at this and say: "Haven't Lordi opened the show?" or...
France – but not as we know it …
Nick: I've come to learn something in the days I've been in Helsinki, land of contrasts. There are 42 competing delegations here, and they...
Poland – words fail me
Dear TVP,
Please send something to ESC sometime that gives me a hope of either describing it
or at least working out how it's going...