And on to Ireland and Cyprus
Ireland are sort of... he looks alright, actually. Seems very confident and comfortable, the mix of the song is a bit beefier and meatier...
The Albania and the Belgium
The internet connection that I'm leaching from in the hall seems to be down at the mo, so I can't interact with my public,...
I ran out of the hall because …
... it's 4.25 on day one, and Ireland were rehearsing - that in itself was a terrifying experience, but to follow that, we have...
Co-Co Daaaaaaaaaance
Now this Is what they want!! - Co-Co Dance is to Eurovision what Chocolate Teapots are to usefulness. It's hideous!
However, and this is the...
Belgium – another five minutes of ‘pyro’
Well, The sound check was a bit rubbish, and it has, unfortunately, continued in that vein. The stage has fluorescent boxes on it, which...
Albania – nice set … again …
Oh well!
It's a nice set - again!
This was a wee bit - well - late really - poor old Luiz was having poor sound...
Right, so, the lovely Jennifer …
The lovely Jennifer is not, sadly, all that lovely. I had hopes for Andorra, 'tis a lovely song, but it's neither looking nor sounding...
And – Dorra …. Oh Dear oh Dear
Well, she looks like the back-end of a Routemaster bus, she sang in 40 different keys and the song is in neither or all...
Belarus is …
... a bit blimey. It's like ... I'm struggling for words. It's like Seyyal Taner and Julia Savicheva have got drunk and decided to...
Belarus – Oh dear, we’re sending the boy Delaney round to...
... She is trying to win the baby ESC. She prances and dances and does all sorts of things and, frankly, its a shower...