10 September – Only you can get me out of misery
Today is another in our occasional series of countries we wish were back in our favourite TV show. They may have legitimate reasons for...
5 August – Instead of being a captain, I chose to...
Our friends in Bosnia & Herzegovina have fallen out of love with our favourite TV show of late. We miss them with their quirky...
24 July – We have constructed prisons of glass
We know that a certain (almost) microstate will return in 2024, possibly singing in French. But in the early days of the contest you...
12 July – You’ve never lived alone in a spider’s web
We miss our friends in Bosnia and Herzegovina. There, we've said it. We want them back. They add something that's a heady mix of...
6 July – Take me to places that I’ve never been
We all love success, and some countries are used to it. Then there are those that are either unsuccessful, or just plain unlucky. Unlucky...
1 June – Go and break the rules
A new month and we would normally be in the post-Eurovision period, and maybe suffering from post-Eurovision depression. But no Eurovision and no depression,...
31 May – I got lots of candy to make you...
Let's be honest - our friends in Türkiye/Turkey are sorely missed from our favourite TV show. They added that bit of exotica to proceedings,...
16 May – She’s searching for your bay But you don’t...
It's always sad when a country decides to sit out our favourite TV show. We had a now-absent country yesterday, and we have another...
15 May – I’ve walked through the fire
Two birthdays for the price of one. Always a bonus, don't you think? But as you'll gather, a fair number of twins have taken...
26 April – Because only two words I have to tell...
Our friends in Bosnia and Herzegovina have never won, and as they're sitting contests out these days, it could be a long while before...