Belarus is …
... a bit blimey. It's like ... I'm struggling for words. It's like Seyyal Taner and Julia Savicheva have got drunk and decided to...
Belarus – Oh dear, we’re sending the boy Delaney round to...
... She is trying to win the baby ESC. She prances and dances and does all sorts of things and, frankly, its a shower...
Final Mornings rehearsals have begun – My people – Listen unto...
United Kingdom - Well..... one is at a loss to describe Javine. I think she is akin to Finland. She tries hard and does...
Oh Phil Phil Phil…
You've got your curmudgeonly midweek slump on again, intcha!
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As I type I've had to do a runner into the corridor, cos...
UK and Malta – Morning all! Plus an unexpected Turkey
Well - twas the Start of the Big 14.... I have sat through some toss this week - however, my faith has suddenly been...
Late morning and early afternoon musings
Apologies if this is either late or incoherent - blame John Stanton - he single handedly liquefied Lunch!! - the one that, at 3.06...
Afternoon all – gubbins and rehearsals that we may have seen…
.....well we've had three so far this afternoon - Latvia, Monaco and Israel...... We have seen most of all of them - certainly enough...
Belarus – Conventional Wisdom Vs real life
Conventional wisdom dictates that this is a good song with a great singer - unfortunately conventional wisdom is a bag of old tripe. It's...
Andorra – oh god what are you thinking about!!
Well - its the dance of the seven veils with feathers!! - She is totally awful = she has no redeeming features , the...
Hungary – I get it NOW …
I failed to get Hungary in the previews - mind you - the 14 on stage didn't help matters. However NOX have slimmed down...