A warmed-up Hump

That, my children, is more fucking like it!! - Clearly the second rehearsals are where he "kicks it into gear" It looks and feels...

Engelbert brings good and bad

Typical of my country at anything, let alone the Eurovision - there was lots of good things, and lots of bad things too. Good news...

Travelling with the stars

So, dear readers, we left you yesterday at Heathrow about to board out glamour jet to Baku. We had already rubbed shoulders with Mr...

Hump count = 1

Well here we are at the airport with a bottle of champagne and already the Hump Count is 1. We bumped into Mr Humperdinck checking in, and I...
Blue

Feeling Blue

I am proud to be a member of HM Press Corps in moments like this, and there has been precious few of them. This...
Miss

Juke Box Fury – the Big 5

And so we're back for the last 5 of this year's 43. After a couple of days of doing sod all but sitting on...

Eurovision 2011 – Time for the big boys to rehearse

UK I am proud to be a member of HM Press Corps in moments like this, and there has been precious few of them. This...
Blue

The UK of Blue Stuff

First thing I have to say here - is DON'T jump on the bandwagon - you have probably all by now seen the ESCDaily...

UK: Fair to middling

Phil: Confused here ... Josh performed the song well enough and has decided to not go for the top notes and try a different ending, all of...

Only joshing

Oh dear. It's your accidental last place, only deliberate. Remember that staging Ani Lorak did a couple of years ago? YES AND SO DOES...