28 September – I’m dancing on the pole

As you'll know, the rules of our favourite TV show impose a strict three minute on sing duration. It has been more in the...

13 September – There are no taboos anymore

There are some unlucky countries out there. They try and try and just can't quite get that elusive next win. Sometimes their best entries...

2 August – Everything in life is like a song

So soon into August, and we have a winner. Yes, some of you may know that there were contests before 2000, and some countries...

5 July – I feel so good, I feel so good

How are you on the free language rule? Do you think it's fine, or should countries sing in their own languages? Some countries singing...

16 June – A sleeping memory arouses again

Second, eh? Is there a more annoying position? Well, maybe not if you're the host broadcaster. But if you've travelled half-way across Europe with...

Spain: Sunshine after the rain

There can be no doubt in knowing which country took the stage a few minutes back. In Swarovski chaps, Chanel’s performance is one matador...

Made in (E)Spain – It certainly is

** resisting the urge to say “Scorchio** Nope! For me, and I must stress this is my opinion, there is not a lot to warm to...

1 May – Your head, my head

We love winners of the Eurovision Song Contest. But we should also remember that someone has to come last. Whether that song deserves to...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 36 – Spain

Let me start by saying a muchas gracias to Spanish TV for reviving the Benidorm festival and bringing a heck of a lot of...
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Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 36 – Spain

Chanel – Slo Mo To give Chanel credit, this is far and away the best thing Spain has fronted up with at Eurovision in years....