It’s the 1979 Marshall Amplification Disco Dancing Champs …

So, it's comedy time at the Eurovision with Val and Jim! The fans like this because, well, Valentina (God and gays love a trier), but...

If gays made Eurovision songs …

Then this would probably be the best song in the world!  Sponsored by the gay version of Carlsberg. You will read on Twitter that this...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – San Marino

Spirit of the Night by Valentina Monetta and Jimmie Wilson There’s a lot of longevity going on in San Marino: yep – Valentina’s back! I...

Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 7

Every few days, our panel of ‘experts’ have shared opinions on the songs taking part in the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest. We’re nearing the...

Every year until someone dies …

What question has occupied Eurovision minds more than any other of late? The winner of Melodifestivalen, how Lithuanian TV can take eight weeks to...

San Marino – mmmm Wordy…

Sir Hat now on stage in a lovely purple  suit and doesn’t at all look like making me an offer I can’t refuse!! He’s backed...

Monty’s last three – in one handy package!

Armenia is one I’ve really been looking forward to. I had no idea how they might stage this, especially the frenetic cranking up the...

Eurovision 2016 – San Marino – OH EM GEE – What...

So who is going to represent San Marino in the 2016 Eurovision Song Contest? Serhat! Guffaws all round at OnEurope Towers when this one was announced,...

ESC birthdays 1 Mar – Maybe it’s a special birthday. Or...

Those people that keep coming back year after year. What are they like? Is it just because they like the thrill of performing in...

I should review a San Marino for you. Yes I shoooould

Anita and Michele are trying, I’ll give them that. There’s a youthful professionalism about them, but it’s such a dull Siegel-plodder of a song...