Desire… Fire… Liar… Tryer… Deep-fat fryer…

Now you see, love, I'm not the only one that can rhyme fire with desire in about 95 different ways. I also must remember that...

The Poles have made my words dry up!

Poland appears after a short hiatus for us to calm down after Demy.  Kasia and her very dodgy rhyming dictionary (Fire, desire, higher and...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Poland

Poland – Flashlight by Kasia Moś Poland has become something of a barometer of the divide between a jury and a public vote. Famously the...

Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 3

It's only us, your ever helpful OnEurope preview party go-ers. We're back to spew forth our thoughts on the songs competing in the 2017 Eurovision...

Kasia carrying the torch for Poland at Eurovision

Kasia Moś was left barely able to breathe when it became clear it was second time lucky. She topped the table at the Polish...

Poland – Krajowe Eliminacje Results

They did surprisingly well at Eurovision last time round, and tonight the Poles picked their next big hope. Kasia Moś with her song 'Flashlight' will represent...

Poland…. What do you say when words are not enough…

….you clearly wear a red jacket with some lovely black shoulder pads and look like something from Sergent Pepper! – Except without the talent. They...

Poland can’t cool me down

It’s not Margaret. Do I have to write anything more? Ok then. Almost all of the viewers won’t even now that Margaret ever existed,...

Poland – Eeerk!!

First rehearsal, he was all in Silver and it looks like he’d borrowed the bacofoil again and then for the second rehearsal Michel got...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2016 – Part 33 – Poland

When one looks up the word “trolling” in the internet dictionary, surely a massive picture of Michał Szpak with massive flashing lights comes up....