2014

Well, it was daylight almost leaving the club last night, but for some reason I am fresh-ish today and I really don't know why!...

OFCOM Warning - This video has gratuitous gays in it, and they are #fabulous!

Lots of things have gone on that I can't tell you about. Suffice to say that Porridge is lovely and Norman Stanley Fletcher needs...

Germany, Italy, and the United Kingdom also voted in this semi-final. Draw Country Language Artist Song Place Points 01 Malta English Firelight "Coming Home" 9 63 02 Israel English, Hebrew Mei Finegold "Same Heart" 14 19 03 Norway English Carl Espen "Silent Storm" 6 77 04 Georgia English The Shin and Mariko "Three Minutes to Earth" 15 15 05 Poland Polish, English Donatan...

The exact same ten in our predictions! Blimey! These were my picks for the second semi-final of Eurovision 2014 in Copenhagen on Thursday 8 May: Malta...

A strange thing happened last night. I found myself standing next to Suzy from Portugal as she posed for pictures, only for her to...

Hello dear reader. I'm afraid I have rather neglected you today. I've only just made it to the press centre and have not had...

Who am I? I am an old broadcaster who used to commentate on the Eurovision for the UK. Yes, it’s true: he’s off the...

I kept trying to leave, honest I did... "This is the last one, Monty! I can't get anymore beer down me, Monty. OK, just...

Flushed with success at correctly naming more than the theoretical minimum 4 qualifiers on Tuesday (and after the live performances, Iceland rather than Estonia...