4 December – I’m your slave and you’re my master
It's another contender for Mr/Mrs/Ms/Mx Eurovision today. You know the sort - one of those who crops up at every Eurovision-related opportunity to open...
19 January – Somewhere between your face And your perfect shape
Our friends in Russia have only had one win, but we know they are after a second. They use the most capable writers, and...
4 March – Excellent drivers in the city are always a...
Let's go back to the 1980s. A world of orchestras, big hair, big shoulders, but everything. And a regular supply of the same countries...
12 April – There’s still a sun that could ease all...
Yesterday we had a winner. But as we know our favourite TV show is a competition, and for every winner, someone has to prop...
25 May – A thousand tears can’t wash away the pain...
We know that anyone can win our favourite TV show, whether it's that Nordic country that many fans have as their default 12 points,...
9 July – With pepper and cinnamon with chilli and saffron
As you know, our friends in Portugal achieved their victory after the longest ever non-winning streak to date. They had tried everything since their...
25 August – My plane is landing on the unlit runway...
Do you remember when the contest went east? About as east as it's possible to go whilst still being in Europe? It was a...
10 October – We all have a bench, a tree, a...
Is it good to be a false flagger? Would you do it to deprive a native singer of the Eurovision gig? Or would you...
15 November – Oh Michèle, where are you?
There's often a debate over whether a national final or an internal selection is the right way to go. A national final, and you...
29 December – I wake up every night
Is there the right age to be taking part in our favourite TV show? Should you be a fresh-faced teenager? Or is the right...