2017
Yearly Archives: 2017
LIVE BLOG – Semi Final 1 – First dress rehearsal
Join us live here from 16:00 local time (2pm, UK/Portugal - 3pm Western Europe) to hear what we make of the first dress rehearsal...
Kyiv is charming! An update from this beautiful city
Hello Oneuropeans! Ready for our first dress rehearsal? It kicks off at 4pm local time, and I'm poised to watch. I might even attempt...
The Big Five – who gets to sing when
The running order for the Eurovision Song Contest is decided as qualifiers emerge from the semi-finals, but to add an element of 'fun', a...
UK are having issues with their large erection!
It seems that the UK were having issues with their large glass erection which could present a problem when it comes to the real...
Germany in mid-table shocker
This has improved immeasurably from the national final to here. There has been some work done on this song by Levina and her team...
Don’t just read me – hear me!
The glory of multimedia! You can hear me discuss yesterday's rehearsals over on the daily podcast by our friends at ESC Insight.
Listen HERE.
Monty x
Final day of rehearsals!
Ok, so we’re off with the final day of press rehearsals, and it’s the hosts and the Big 5: we’ve seen these now so...
From the sublime to Spain
I can't actually tell you how much of a clunky downshift this song is and, as per previous articles on this very website, the...
Italy to the wonning!
Yet again, if this doesn't win, then there is a problem with the whole voting system.
Perfect, absolutely perfect. It has all of the classic...
Ukraine – too pretty to be gnarly?
Ukraine started on time - which is always good.
They have only had a couple of runs, but not a lot has changed. The lead...