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Video Vault – Is this a golden ticket?

In this weeks instalment of the Video Vault - Phil explains by the use of video, exactly why he is a diabetic... Get the insulin...

I want, I want a cucumber

It's time for a random video, since we've not had one for a while. Yes, it's my column and I'll do what I want....

Or perhaps you’re thinner…

Welcome to the weekend. Obviously, you'll be looking forward to one of various national events taking place. I'm looking at you Finland, Hungary, Lithuania...

It’s a rum do when you have to lock away P...

... but I'm doing it for their own good! - Clowns aren't exactly de rigeur at the moment so, for his own safety I'm...

When Sweden do things well…

... they really really do do them well. It's 1980, they put on a massive Melodifestivalen with at least 7 winners in it* and even...

We need more songs about Ms Aspelund

Random, you ask? Yep, just because I know you love this video slot and I just fancied a non-birthday video today. And this NBV...

Second Loser is clearly the worst place to Finnish

Now then, here at OnEurope we have all of our favourite tunes, but there are still occassions where Eurovision, and its lack of judgement,...

No more playing the fool for you

Now there's a lyric to mull over. Today's song was actually full of gems like that, and a fine song it is too. Our friends...

So, Roy – what do you want to put in the...

I said. What could possibly go wrong, I thought. Well... How about the first song to score 0 - but he thinks it's genius. Who am I...

He fathered seven children in one night

Mid-August worries me. It seems like a time of year when birthdays are a bit thing on the ground. What are the options? Find...