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Video Vault – A romance language my arse

In this week's installment Phil has doubts that French is the language of love - more like the language of bleeding ears!

We are exuberant like torrents, like gusting winds

If you could associate a colour with a country, which one would you pick for Turkey? In 1984, if you'd had said turquoise or...

All these words we’ll never never never change

What's this I hear you cry? Another random video? Well it could either be because there's a dearth of birthdays. Or it could be...

It’s not a sprint – It’s a snickers!

There are times when putting this together, that you sit with your head in your hands at the awfulness of the thing that you...

What? – A good song in the vault?

Now, in a twist to the usual shite that we put into the Vault at irregular intervals, I'm putting in one of my all-time...

We need more songs about Ms Aspelund

Random, you ask? Yep, just because I know you love this video slot and I just fancied a non-birthday video today. And this NBV...

I want, I want a cucumber

It's time for a random video, since we've not had one for a while. Yes, it's my column and I'll do what I want....

No more playing the fool for you

Now there's a lyric to mull over. Today's song was actually full of gems like that, and a fine song it is too. Our friends...

Please make it stop

This month, Nick Deller of this parish claims to have gone, and I quote “Stylish” on us…. he’s chosen something from a National Final...

In a Max Bygraves style

I wanna tell you a stooory... A story of sibling love, talent and ultimate failure... If you're of a Dutch persuasion, look away now!