Oh Phil Phil Phil…
You've got your curmudgeonly midweek slump on again, intcha!
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As I type I've had to do a runner into the corridor, cos...
25 January – Didn’t we laugh together? Didn’t we love together?
Remember Turkey? They were the ones who could properly get away with that vert eastern sound. You know the ones - their preview videos...
Four times removed
I took the morning off before we move house, just so I could take some pics of the nieghbourhood and generally catch up with...
20 July – Is this the end of this crazy love?
The running order is always an interesting topic of debate. Is there a best spot to perform in if you want to win? Are...
Turkey every song that I can sing
Jesus H Christ this is awful. Its a mix of every style that La Turquie have put in in the last billion years, supposedly...
28 September – My road is the road of wisdom
Yesterday we had one of the most famous singers to fail to score in our favourite TV show. Just like buses, here comes another...
Final Mornings rehearsals have begun – My people – Listen unto...
United Kingdom - Well..... one is at a loss to describe Javine. I think she is akin to Finland. She tries hard and does...
28 March – The colours are fading
Do you miss Turkey? They weren't always every juror's favourite, but they did bring a little extra something to the contests they took part...