Belarus is …
... a bit blimey. It's like ... I'm struggling for words. It's like Seyyal Taner and Julia Savicheva have got drunk and decided to...
Belarus – Oh dear, we’re sending the boy Delaney round to...
... She is trying to win the baby ESC. She prances and dances and does all sorts of things and, frankly, its a shower...
A few first impressions …
Right, so we got here ridiculously easily and had no hassle at all until yesterday when there appeared to be both a general strike...
Bulgaria – She may not know how she won the final...
... blimey!! - and indeed Shit!!
She has a pair of lungs on her, that's the general consensus of the 3 of us that are...
Final Mornings rehearsals have begun – My people – Listen unto...
United Kingdom - Well..... one is at a loss to describe Javine. I think she is akin to Finland. She tries hard and does...
Oh Phil Phil Phil…
You've got your curmudgeonly midweek slump on again, intcha!
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As I type I've had to do a runner into the corridor, cos...
UK and Malta – Morning all! Plus an unexpected Turkey
Well - twas the Start of the Big 14.... I have sat through some toss this week - however, my faith has suddenly been...
Late morning and early afternoon musings
Apologies if this is either late or incoherent - blame John Stanton - he single handedly liquefied Lunch!! - the one that, at 3.06...
Romania – First thing
Well second time round it is still as bouncy as ever - Luminta jumps around the stage like a good one - the boys...
Afternoon all – gubbins and rehearsals that we may have seen…
.....well we've had three so far this afternoon - Latvia, Monaco and Israel...... We have seen most of all of them - certainly enough...