You and me, can’t you see we say it with pliers
The Romanian entry is meant to be symbolic of the chemistry between our two performers in that the two pianos they are playing are...
There’s a Belarus loose about this hoose
The land that traditionally don't do things by halves have provided us with our second comic moment of the day by having two plastic...
As much passion as a kick in the Balkans
And now we come to a country who are really hard to call when it comes to qualifying. The former thingy of there that...
A mild rumbling in Bosnia
No the war hasn't started again, it's the Bosnian entry called Thunder and Lightning. Hmmm what do I say. I'd like to be able...
And the song goes tap-te-tap-tap tap-te-tap
I'm just not getting it. And Phil's attempt to explain it to me thus far consists of "That's not going anywhere, is it?". Which...
The six Ronnies
It's very nice of those Slovakians to write a song in homage to our favourite comedy double act of Barker and Corbett. It's not?...
Russia, With the comedic moaning
Which is possibly what the assembled throng of Europe will be doing. Peter thingummy and his chums certainly command the stage..... However, the wrist-slitting-tastic...
Well I suppose i’d best write something, being in the press...
Moldova is up first as the rain is coming down rather heavily here in Oslo but shockingly I am rather surprised. I really didn't...
It’s all going green for Moldova
So we trail up at the arena at 9:30, just at the appointed time for the first rehearsal session, dive into the arena to...
Lord have mercy on our souls
In Russia I think they call this irony and in Scotland they call it 12 points but I wouldn't want to be a lemming...