25 March – What if I could make you all believe?
What themes do you like in a song? Something about falling in love with another? Or falling out of love with another? Or wanting...
Eurovision 2009 – A view from afar
Now, to my Jaded eye (do you see what I did there?), none of these looked half bad - until the last 30 seconds...
Oh Phil Phil Phil…
You've got your curmudgeonly midweek slump on again, intcha!
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As I type I've had to do a runner into the corridor, cos...
22 October – Baby, I read all answers In your exotic...
Let's cast our minds back to former years, to countries taking a long-term absence from our favourite TV show. They could be financially constrained,...
1 July – Your lips are like chocolate
A home entry! Excellent. This one comes from a country warm enough for the home participant not to worry about wishing they'd gone somewhere...
Belarus – He’s not quite right
Well what can you say about Belarus that has not already been said.
It’s still semi naked – it still has the fat baby at...
Belarus – Hear the songs that probably won’t be picked for...
On a cold day in Minsk, a brave gang of troopers gathered in a room and endured 67 potential Belarusian Eurovision songs. Fortified by...
Who’s in favour with Lukashenko this year?
Tonight the act and song that get to represent Belarus was chosen by a (let's just call it a) 50/50 viewer/jury vote,
Twelve acts took...
Bosnia 2nd rehearsal
He still looks like Ken Bruce and sings like Roger Whittaker - all he needs is a Scottish accent and whistling and this song...
Tomorrow is always one day away
While the rest of Oneurope are drinking cheap grog at some dive in Malmö, I'm putting the hard work in at our friendly neighbourhood...