Love and Marriage, go together like a horse and …
... no, not another horse, more like the one-trick pony that this was always going to be - but one thing you can say...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Hungary
This is someone who I already know has it him to belt out a song on the Eurovision Song - even if he might...
Romania – Roxen is going to have to perform major surgery...
Those of you that have read this blog often enough over the years know that I rarely hold back on what I think and,...
Video Vault – Week 13 – Sweet dreams are made of...
In this episode of the Video Vault Phil forgets that he actually made this one but didn't upload it, then realises that it really...
31 May – You put your trust in me, I’ll take...
Let's be honest - our friends in Türkiye/Turkey are sorely missed from our favourite TV show. They added that bit of exotica to proceedings,...
Bye heck the wifi keeps dropping…
The WiFi is intermittent at best here now so I'm piggy backing on Ewan Spence's mac! Cheers Ewan! Fairly surprising being here in hi...
Belarus is …
... a bit blimey. It's like ... I'm struggling for words. It's like Seyyal Taner and Julia Savicheva have got drunk and decided to...
Well if Russia ‘have bought’ this contest …
Phil: They need to have kept the receipt in case they're after a refund in a few days time. It is a total, utter...
FYR Macedonia – We get to see the last run-through
Well we have sound *and* vision for Macedonia. The first thing we see on stage is the lead singer's arse - some people might...
Belorussian blood roses
Oh, Belarus! This is hilarious! Alekseev is in whist atop a plinth and holds a rose in his hands to which he croons. He...