Sunstroke? – I don’t think they are lapping up the rays…
You might remember that I have said in a previous place that Moldova is only a one trick pony (Epic Sax you say?) and...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Russia
Flame is Burning by Julia Samoylova
Julia Samoylova’s flame is not only burning, it has, thus far, proved downright incendiary. Advancing history by being only...
The 43 Worst Lyric Lines At Eurovision 2017
OK, so we're used to there being a few cases of lumpy language and dubious translations every year at Eurovision, but this year the denizens...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Romania
Yodel It by Ilinca featuring Alex Florea
I hope you’ve had the opportunity to attend the brilliant Eurobeat, a theatre show parody of Eurovision with...
25 April – Don’t turn the lights on at twilight
As you'll know, five countries that used to be in Yugoslavia are taking part in this year's bunfight in Kyiv. They have a variety...
The Seven Greatest Eurovision Non-Runners Of All Time
For the second year running there will be a song in the Eurovision souvenir programme that will not be performed on the big night....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Moldova
Hey Mamma! by SunStroke Project
I’m old enough to remember the time when the stock trade of many a comedian was the mother-in-law joke. We’ve...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 8
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits continue to share ill-informed ideas about what's going to win the 2017 Eurovision...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Macedonia (FYR of)
Dance Alone by Jana Burčeska
Every now and then a song comes along which completely bucks the trend of history for the country it represents....
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 6
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits continue to share ill-informed ideas about what's going to win the 2017 Eurovision...