Romania gives us guns, Ukraine gives us head
“I can’t hear my ears!” yells Ilinca from Romania as she starts to yodel at the start of Romania’s rehearsal. There will be those...
Yodel IT… or shut it… your call
Well that has the potential to be a glittergasm all over the stage. The cannons haven't fired yet, but we know what's going to...
Macedonia and Malta dance and sing alone
I was so busy enjoying my lunch I forgot to blog about Macedonia. Well – meh. I love this song, it’s one of my...
Macedonia (FYR) after lunch…
We're back after a hearty lunch of cheese, and sausage rolls ...
Jana entertains us on stage but to me it just doesn't work. She...
Love and Marriage, go together like a horse and …
... no, not another horse, more like the one-trick pony that this was always going to be - but one thing you can say...
Bulgaria – Favourites should look like this
Once again, those gathered in the press centre were only treated to 40 seconds of a rehearsal from the hall as a teaser, and from this...
It’s good and it’s right – Welcome to the Final Belarus
Belarus is the right song at the right time for so many reasons. The shadow that Jacques Houdek cast over proceedings will have long...
Hungary’s hairy man hasn’t had his man bun cut and it...
So then Hungary, what is this you have brought to the table? Why it's ethnicity, that's what this smells of. Roy D Hacksaw (of...
So, How how much is excess baggage from Bucharest?
"Hello, is that TVR? This is the Bucharest branch of B&Q ... You've placed an order for a metric tonne of kitchen sinks to...
Pony Tail or Pony Club? – You choose….
This song is a total oxymoron. On the one hand it should be somewhat "filthy" and suggestive. Lyrically it's all about being somewhat naughty...