Bosnia and Bacofoil….
Now then, the cookbook says 20 minutes per pound and then another 20 minutes resting…well, Europe, Your in luck with this turkey you don’t...
8 April – You’ve been weird, been a mess
Are you a fan of national finals? Are you religiously watching them through the whole 'season', from Ukraine to Portugal? Do you pick certain...
12 February – You’re the one that I belong to, no-one...
It would be good to see certain countries come back to our favourite TV show. Not just those micro-states, but there are some larger...
21 July – Imagine the return of a lover
Do you remember the 1970s? Maybe a relative or friend told you about them. They were a time of one-night contests, hair lacquer, long...
23 October – I want your love, I want your love,...
False-flagger alert! Well, of sorts. It's one of those days when the worlds of false flaggers and persistent triers collide. With criminal results, you...
Ireland, Cyprus, Monaco
Sorry but we are going to have to leave early - remember it's a Sunday tomorrow and we need to go and shop for...
10 February – We would work miracles
The fan community can be a big mover and shaker in what sinks and what doesn't at a Eurovision. They can use their cunning...
Moldova – she been taking tips from her next door neighbours?
It now looks like Aliona is singing in a placenta as well - however hers changes colours and rises like a pool of lava...
16 January – Maybe it’s better to think about nothing
You have to admire the smaller members of our Eurovision family. They must have something, as they usually conscript performers who don't even come...
Turkey – Can’s got wood
Like so many things that we have seen over the last 4 days - it has been rehearsed to within an inch of its...