5 August – Instead of being a captain, I chose to...
Our friends in Bosnia & Herzegovina have fallen out of love with our favourite TV show of late. We miss them with their quirky...
4 December – Nothing in the world that could stop me,...
Yesterday we had one of an esteemed of individuals who got no points. Today, we have the opposite. That's a contest winner to you...
Oh Phil Phil Phil…
You've got your curmudgeonly midweek slump on again, intcha!
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As I type I've had to do a runner into the corridor, cos...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 25 – Moldova
A darkly humorous social media meme depicted the Grim Reaper morbidly processing from door to door of a lineup of previous Eurovision contestants attempting...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Moldova
Hey Mamma! by SunStroke Project
I’m old enough to remember the time when the stock trade of many a comedian was the mother-in-law joke. We’ve...
15 January – A minute with you makes me happy
Much as I hate to say it, but Sweden has been involved in more than its fair share of good contests over the years....
Hungary – It’s Eurovision on LSD
Dont look into Alex's eyes Europe, you'll get the same trippy Trip that the Hungarians did, and the one the world has got on...
12 July – You’ve never lived alone in a spider’s web
We miss our friends in Bosnia and Herzegovina. There, we've said it. We want them back. They add something that's a heady mix of...
1 February – My mind is calling you
We've made it through January. Are you pleased? It means we're a month closer to our favourite TV show. Are you getting excited? Has...
12 September – Healthy children go to school
Is Eurovision a young person's game? Well, the junior that happens in November definitely is. But do you have to be a fresh-faced and...