30 July – I’m gonna start my weekend with gin, tonic...
When the weekend comes, what do you like to do? Do you start it with gin, tonic and lime? Do you hit the gym?...
Russia and Denmark in one handy sandwich
Well….
Russia was very very professional and is the winner of this semi final, and that's good (I think). Despite all of the protests that...
Lord have mercy on our souls
In Russia I think they call this irony and in Scotland they call it 12 points but I wouldn't want to be a lemming...
Someone’s a psycho and someone’s a maniac
Don't you love a profound lyric like this? It must be some spark of inspiration to come up with something like that. I guess...
24 December – I won’t let them put my fire out
As you'll know, some people can't get enough of the drug that is the Eurovision stage. Some we like to see back. Some even...
20 August – I’m lying on the grass and dreaming
Are there any countries you'd like to see in the 2023 edition of our favourite TV show, that weren't going to be there in...
To me, to me
Does today's title intrigue you? Or do you now what I'm building up to already?
I've gone from the glorious 1980s, when Eurovision seem settled...
25 April – Don’t turn the lights on at twilight
As you'll know, five countries that used to be in Yugoslavia are taking part in this year's bunfight in Kyiv. They have a variety...
The morning’s deliberations
After passing on the delights from the hotel menu of "boiled kneepad" and "strip of meat" I'm back and not going to be put...
Belarus…. Complete Contrast
Compared to Ireland, Belarus is a complete contrast and in very good ways too!
Teo will look you in the camera, look you in the...