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Belarus

BRTC is no longer a member of the EBU and as such Belarus is not eligible to take part in the Contest.

Belarus in the buff

IVAN has appeared backstage in a long black cloak looking like he’s wearing nothing underneath. Is he going to be naked after all? Cut...

Belarus is …

... a bit blimey. It's like ... I'm struggling for words. It's like Seyyal Taner and Julia Savicheva have got drunk and decided to...

Tuesday’s child is full of grace – did you miss me...

Well since everyone else had Thursday off, I did too. Plus I spent all yesterday afternoon shut up with librarians and that's never good...

Belarus – He’s not quite right

Well what can you say about Belarus that has not already been said. It’s still semi naked – it still has the fat baby at...

Belarus – can’t make a word out

Not a hope in hell of getting anywhere. Europe are still not going to understand that there was an English lyric to this song...

Navi Band bound for Kiev

Belarus picked its Eurovision song tonight in a selection show that absolutely was in no way rigged. Navi Band will take their folk rock-tinged 'Historyja...
ZENA at Eurovision 2019

Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland

Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts? ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...

Belarus is past her sell-by date

With enormous thanks to Mr David Elder over at The Eurovisionary blog who noticed that the Alyona Lanskaya confectionary was best before last month....

Belarus…. Complete Contrast

Compared to Ireland, Belarus is a complete contrast and in very good ways too! Teo will look you in the camera, look you in the...