What did we have to say today?
It was a long day in Tel Aviv, with all of the countries getting their second chance to shine in the Eurovision spotlight. The...
LIVE BLOG: Eurovision 2019 – Second semi-final
Were you ready for the second bunch of Eurovision 2019 hopefuls? Tonight we got 18 songs, and they scored the remaining ten grand final...
Croatia – just when you thought you’d seen everything
For the last twenty years (yes, seriously, we are that old) OnEuropeans have crawled from their Eurovision beds and thought: "Surely, surely Croatia would...
United Kingdom – Ain’t no big deal
Things didn't start well; the first run-through lasted seconds before the music stopped after a series of strangely planned camera shots. After one false...
Belarus – Now this is more LIKE IT
See what I did there?
We got a slice of pop in a sea of boredom, and ZENA was a breath of fresh air.
She sill...
Gallery: Eurovision Orange Carpet 2019
Who wore what and who wore it better? A selection of shots from the orange carpet welcome parade that - as we say in...
We’re here – with added pussy!
No no, panic not regular readers of this site, I haven't gone on the turn. It's just that our apartment is near the feral...
Australia – Still the proverbial ‘dog’s dinner’ on screen
This still looked absolutely fucking ridiculous on the TV Screens. That said, they managed to iron out earlier issues with the matte world on the...
Denmark – High flying adored
Leonora was dressed pretty much as she always has in shirt and braces.
There had been camera issues in the first rehearsal, so everyone was...
Spain – Sit down and tell me all about it
It seems they have mocked up Miki's house for the first minute of the scene as he walks through almost waking people up in...