The Fanning Verdict Eurovision 2021: Italy
I’ve previously said what I think of the song during the ever-popular OnEurope Countdown 2021. It’s not my cup of tea, but that doesn’t...
Italy – Pure noisy, shouty class.
Oh Damiano, you little tease, you're black look from the rehearsal was, in fact, just rehearsal clothes and you and your chums have gone...
It’s Day 8 – what’s coming up today?
Goedemorgen Oneuropeans,
Welkom. It’s Day 8, we’ve had a full week of it so far. It does feel strange to be sat on a Saturday...
OnEurope’s Golden Fork awards – Days 6 and 7
As was tradition and has now become a tradition again (yeah, that's a thing, ok?), we do a rundown of the day in our...
Switzerland – Is he more Torvill or Dean?
I tend to look at this in the same way I would an ice skating tournement (I'm gay, bear with me here).
This has lots...
Denmark – it’s as catchy as cholera
Just at the moment this started playing on my other screen, a Highways Agency van turned up outside my window and is, as I...
Monty looks at Finland, Latvia, Switzerland and Denmark
Finland – first rehearsal report here
I’ve timed everything wrong today, and thought we had a lunch break after Bulgaria, but it’s after Finland. It’s...
Latvia – The silence was a blessed relief
Like too many songs in the back end of the second semi final, Samanta's is "challenging". And by that I actually mean it's a...
Finland – It’s good – but it’s not right
Sorry, I thought I'd done this so I stepped away for a Diet Coke and apple pie break, my apologies OnEuropeans....
This is going to...
Bulgaria – Wise words from an old man?
Victoria gets three goes at this - aren't I lucky?
My dad comes into the room and says: "It sounds like someone is in pain."...