Do Let 3 have a tractor?
So, back after a late lunch of champions (polished off with some Malted Milk biscuits covered in chocolate - if ever a biscuit deserved...
Joker out are up next – I might go all gooey
The boys are very, very happy - the feedback has been implemented. They were *more* energetic if that was possible! But they are happy,...
Eurovision 2023: The running order
The production team have met, draws have happened, closed doors have opened. In the wee hours, the BBC published the running order for the...
So, Phil – What did you see for the first two...
Well the actual answer to that, dear reader who is interested in this farrago is, not alot! - We got declined accreditation but don't...
A tough fight but five remain standing.
In a cut-throat high quality semi-final round in Eesti Laul, held in the University of Tartu sports hall. Presumably they kicked the basketball out...
8 March – I see a debt to be paid
OnEurope likes today's birthday girl. Our beloved founder went on a boat trip with her, and they chewed the fat for hours apparently. It...
And here’s your Malta Revamp…
Does exactly what it says on the tin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6eS60n4wg8
... but don't just take my word for it - read it yourself from the hot of...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Slovenia according to Mo
The Slovenians never seem to be trying to win Eurovision. There was a time when they'd play along with the rest of us and...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 13/37 – France
I can’t lie dear reader, I was distinctly under-whelmed when I saw the review video of this song. It left me very cold in...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 28 – Poland
“Luna likes to derive as much kind energy as she can from the moon.” . “And when she lacks energy – she enjoys a...