Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 5
Those of you who are as old as Methuselah will remember when David Coleman left Match of the Day and the Moustahche God that...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 3
Greetings, greetings you lovely people! It's been pointed out to me by the voices in my head that there is actually quite a bit...
The Rosé’s Return
I‘M BACK OnEurope!
Contrary to rumours of drowning in the 'post Brexit' EU red wine lake, choking on a slab of cheesy music from national...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 30 – San Marino
Like An Animal by Piqued Jacks.
I’m sure there’s a scientific formula that can plot the correlation between Eurovision’s smallest competing nation and the size...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 14 – France
Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn
The song tackles the Breton legend of a young woman who emancipates herself from societal norms by dancing at night...
Eurovision 2021: The viewing figures
How many people watched the 2021 Eurovision Song Contest? Officially the EBU are claiming an audience of around 183 million this year. With many...
Moldova … Guess who’s back? Back again
Get your remixes out, get your YouTube videos pumping out, because Epic Sax Guy is BACK for Moldova!
Yes, Sunstroke Project have won the Moldovan...
What’s better than puppetry?
It's a question all Eurovision fans have asked: "What does this performance need to make it stand out among ALL others?" For most delegations...
Macedonia and Malta dance and sing alone
I was so busy enjoying my lunch I forgot to blog about Macedonia. Well – meh. I love this song, it’s one of my...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 36 – Ukraine
As Russia’s war against Ukraine drags on into a third year it’s perhaps unsurprising that its influence is felt less in terms of voting...