FYR Macedonia – At last a good one!
FYRoM hasn't exactly set the Eurovision scoreboard on fire over the last few years, but things could well change with this little ditty.
Jana has...
Montenegro – From the sublime to the gloriously gay
Rarely has there been such an abrupt mood change at the contest, and this may well play to Slavko Kalezić's chances.
It's like he took...
Ruslana, Jamala and ONUKA to feature at Eurovision 2017
The acts that will open each heat of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest have been named, along with details of who will perform during...
Desire… Fire… Liar… Tryer… Deep-fat fryer…
Now you see, love, I'm not the only one that can rhyme fire with desire in about 95 different ways.
I also must remember that...
French finale
Our last to reveal is France, and I’ve been longing to see this since Alma was announced. I really adore this song, and have...
UK are having issues with their large erection!
It seems that the UK were having issues with their large glass erection which could present a problem when it comes to the real...
Farewell and дякую Київ
So, it's all over for another year. I'm currently making my way back to the UK from a gloriously sunny Kyiv. Why couldn't we...
Greece – an “innovative” solution to their age-old problem
It seems that Greek broadcaster ERT - the people that brought you a national final staged in a shopping centre and videos shot in...
NR-Cor blimey Norway – Ryback’s return…..
Having teased us on Social Meeeeedja, NRK announced their ten finalists for the Melodi Grand Prix to be held in Oslo on March 10th.
There are...
Ryan O’Shaughnessy hopes for record Eurovision victory
Former Britain's Got Talent finalist and Voice of Ireland contestant Ryan O'Shaughnessy is to represent Ireland at the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest in Lisbon...