Why your favourite didn’t win Eurovision 2025? – The Middle Third!
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17th Malta - 77pts Jury, 8pts Televote.
Well this...
Estonia: lost in the press centre
I can’t be arse with Lithuania. I’m sorry, but that’s just how it is. What a big stinky heap of crap.
Estonia, however, I am...
Eurovision 2021: The viewing figures
How many people watched the 2021 Eurovision Song Contest? Officially the EBU are claiming an audience of around 183 million this year. With many...
How Azerbaijan won Eurovision by accident
When Ell and Nikki won the Eurovision Song Contest for Azerbaijan last May there were immediate loud cries of “foul” ringing out through the...
An Open Letter To BBC Eurovision
Dear BBC Eurovision,
We need to talk, you and I.
Yesterday’s reveal of the six hopeful recordings left a good many of us in Eurovisionia cold....
Nick “does” 2025 – Spain
SPAIN – Melody – Esa Diva
Oh Spain. I’ve had such a complicated relationship with you over the years, and we don’t very often give...
France and the Entente Cordial? – or just using resources?
I appreciate that this was news back in June or July but come on, thats way too early for anything Eurovision related to be...
ESC birthdays 16 March – One step further and she would...
Eurovision likes a trier (to a degree anyway). Those unsung performers who often start as a backing singer and maybe, just maybe graduate to...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 1 – Albania.
Duje by Albina & Familja Kelmendi.
It’s a family affair for my first review of 2023. Albina is the runner-up of The Voice of Albania,...
Portugal – a little Festival da Canção, anyone?
Do I fancy a weekend in Lisbon at the Festival da Canção, you say? Well, yes, I rather do! And that’s just what I’ve...