Eurovision Countdown 24 – Ireland according to Mo
The key to Eurovision is getting the balance right—a killer song, great staging, and a brilliant voice.
Based on the (admittedly low-cost and notoriously awful)...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 7/37 – Croatia
It could be argued that Kaarija smashed the door down to televoting dominance last year and Baby Lasagna is just walking through the aftermath...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 22/37 – Lithuania
Any song that beats The Roop to their coronation in Lithuania must be decent, yeah?.. Yeah?!
Well, Silvester seems to have stolen *his* introduction from...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 33/37 – Spain
Further to yesterday I also suspect that Nebulosa would not only fail the ducking stool test but would come back at you and tell...
There’s an actual show tonight, still
In normal circumstances I'd be putting up my full predictions of what might happen tonight, but my poor spreadsheet has crashed into the Eurovision...
Benidorm Fest 25 – Can I upset all of Spain
Look, before we start out here, let me say categorically that I never deliberately set out to offend all of Spain, it just seems...
Olly has second thoughts and says “non”
As you may have read by now, Olly who won the Sanremo song festival has decided not to take part in the Eurovision after a week...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Greece is restrained
GreeceKlavdia – Asteromáta
Greece occasionally tires of sending identikit bops in borrowed clubwear and remembers it has centuries of rich musical tradition to draw from....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 3 – Australia
Milkshake Man by Go-Jo
Are you thirsty? Go-Jo certainly is, and he seems to possess an endless supply of creamy froth to help us quench...
Nick “does” 2025 – Greece
GREECE – Asteromata – Klavdia
Dear reader, in spite of my best efforts I did not get six reviews pre-scheduled in advance of the Easter...