Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 22 – Latvia
Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad
The whole point of a joke entry is to make the listener laugh. This song does not do that,...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 21 – Italy
Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
Like 'Arcade' before it, this song arrives with all the power of an articulated truck, crashing through many of the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 21 – Italy
Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
So Mahmood has come back to the Eurovision – saints preserve us all and the Northern league are going to...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
I've seen lads fucking under towpaths on Manchester's Canal Street and that was less gay than Michael Ben David's Israeli...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
If you are reading these in order, you will have just read me slating the Irish for an identikit-by-numbers song...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Sounding like a song that came second in the BBC's 'Eurovision You Decide', Brooke turns in a jarring performance of a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Having stated to all and sundry that the German national final was the worst thing in Christendom, I am then reminded...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 18 – Iceland
Systur - Með Hækkandi Sól
This is the sound I suspect Estonian STEFAN was going for, but done properly.
There's a real 'Calm after the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 18 – Iceland
Systur - Með Hækkandi Sól
I didn’t think that the Grand Ole Opry had an outpost in Reykjavik, until these three trotted up to...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 17 – Greece
Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord - Die Together
With a Laurie Anderson style to the stark opening, and a fantastically icy build, this is a billion miles...