Lithuania: Starry, starry night
Monika Liu's team have coped well with the non-moving sun, opting instead for turning the backdrop into a night sky with twinkling bursts of...
Croatia – Where did that come from?
Well, after procuring coffee and toast from the OnEurope press centre canteen, I now feel fully human and, you know what, Croatia is growing...
Moldova – I know insulin reduces sugar but Kirkorov too?
Now we all know that ESC 2021 has been stripped back in many ways, but the whole point of hosting the contest is so...
Russia – now this is more like it.
The main change here is that the backing singers have changed out of their casual clothes and are now dressed in gold tracksuits or...
Malta – Praise the lord she’s listened!
Well the first piece of good news is that someone at PBS has gone " I know it makes you feel empowered, but you...
Denmark – it’s as catchy as cholera
Just at the moment this started playing on my other screen, a Highways Agency van turned up outside my window and is, as I...
Denmark: Oddly lifeless
Starting with Syggi at her baby grand - and there might be a few misplaced reflection shots to lose here, soon the band join...
OK… breath… calm down…
Fuck. Just… Fuck
I’m British. I’m also objective with this contest and if the UK is rubbish I am the first one to write it...
Today in Parliament Day “gamillion” – are we nearly done yet?
So, Friday is a very short day in rehearsal land it would appear. Here is what we think about the fag-end of Semi Final...
This could be Rotterdam – or anywhere
Goedemorgen, Oneuopeans! Hoe gaat het?
It’s not Rotterdam, though. It’s East London. Not far from, erm, RotterdEast Ham, if you will. And but a skip...