As was tradition and has now become a tradition again (yeah, that’s a thing, ok?), we do a rundown of the day in our daily awards show, The OnEurope Golden Fork awards!
It’s a Rollover for the outstanding contributions to the Eurovision landscape and they are are, in order of achievement.
The OnEurope Bronze fork – A coveted prize given to those who were close, but just didn’t make the grade, today goes to:
Flo Rida For being the rapping version of the Scarlett Pimpernel.
The OnEurope Silver fork – A prize given for those moments that are worthy, but not memorable enough, today goes to:
Vincent Bueno : for being outstanding and making me put 22 English pounds on him at ridiculous odds to be top 10 at Mr Bet Fair because bookies don’t know what we know!
Bully’s Special Prize – Because you can’t beat a bit of Bully, given for those “special” moments you can’t forget, goes to:
Us and you – For sticking through SIXTEEN Rehearsals and making yesterday the site’s biggest visited day this year with over 1000 “sessions” and over 6,000 page views. eeerm Fanx!
Germany: For making me want to burn it all with fire and never come back to the contest again! – or drown kittens in treacle, your call.
Finally, today’s OnEurope Golden Fork award for achievement, presented not in association with Asparagus World (and yes that’s real) – goes to:
France and Italy and Malta – All three get a prong today because they reminded me why I like the contest, good music and heavy thrash metal with men touching their balls (Yes I saw it Damiano)
Congratulations or Commiserations to all the “Winners”? – More Tomorrow!
