UK are having issues with their large erection!
It seems that the UK were having issues with their large glass erection which could present a problem when it comes to the real...
2 May – As a ghost I will walk
Eurovision is a young person's game. Or is it? People of all ages from 11 to, well, unknown, despite a certain presenter in 1987...
Here’s who (probably) WON’T be singing for the UK at Eurovision
It's that time of the year - Post-Eurovision Depression (PED) sets in. We fans amuse ourselves with unfettered speculation around who might (or might...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 40 – United Kingdom
Space Man – Sam Ryder
After years of deserved low scores, someone at the BBC (aided by TaP) has hit lucky and plucked a decent...
United Kingdom – Yeah it’s ok
The same people in the press centre are saying the same old tired things about the UK....
They are missing something with this song... It's...
6 April – Some things in life we should treasure
If you're a singer, it sometimes helps if you have a second string to your bow. Some who have taken part in Eurovision have...
18 July – You sure could have knocked me down with...
I thought it was high time for a vintage contest. You now the type: black and white, a small number of people on stage,...
Eurovision 2002 – Second rehearsals – Wednesday
Cyprus
A source close to me said, " This one is staring the big R in the face." What is "The big R"?? said I....
United Kingdom – James and the giant, erm, trumpets!
United Kingdom. My home entry. After 14 months of waiting what can James Newman bring to the Eurovision stage?
Erm, enormous great trumpets apparently. I...
20 March – Together we’ll dance through this storm
What do you think of the Big Five? Should they get an automatic place in the final, or should they have to go through...