14 December – Pa pa ba pa pa pa… pa pa...
Today we have an absolute classic. You won't be able to argue with me. Mr Phil of this parish will send the boys round...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 38 – Switzerland
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Marius lumbers around in this video looking and sounding like a pissed bloke who's forgot his glasses trying to...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 40 – Switzerland
For the first time in such a long time, in fact for about ten years, the Swiss have produced a credible entry capable of...
13 July – You, trainers of performing dogs, magicians, snake charmers
We always say anyone can win our favourite TV show. All it needs is a perfect storm of stuff, and even the country that...
Late morning and early afternoon musings
Apologies if this is either late or incoherent - blame John Stanton - he single handedly liquefied Lunch!! - the one that, at 3.06...
5 August – The coffee I made yesterday is still hot
It's a scary fact that there will be participants in our favourite TV show who were born after 2000. Does that make you feel...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 35 – Switzerland
Eurovision has long been a welcoming home for LGBTQ+ people. The connection goes well beyond the superficial camp fun. LGBTQ+ artists have been celebrated...
Shitzerland – Back to form….
I’m writing this after being stunned by Rykka aka poor man’s Halle Berry. She’s wearing a mop of hair that looks like it’s had...
5 October – Alice in Wonderland on Sunday afternoon
Our friends in Switzerland are in a curious situation. They have lots of languages to choose from, and they can confuse the average casual...
Arsenium to the new millennium!
God, but I wish I was joking.
Let's start with 551 for 6 declared. They surprised me really quite a lot by putting together a...