San Marino – Gearbox problems
Now, I feel I must explain this - As we all know, creepy uncle Ralph has sellotaped two of his old songs together by...
15 December – In the middle of storm we’re standing tall
Is it me, or are there more false flaggers than ever now? And false flaggers whose native land already participates? Often there's a home...
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Just to finish off all of the rehearsals from today...
Israel - Much improved now their technical issues have been solved. It trundles along and...
San Marino – it’s all about the money
When details emerged of the marathon process to pick a song for San Marino at Eurovision, it all sounded a bit ... weird. Why...
Hoo-ray, hoo-ray, I’m on holi-holi-day!
I’m finally feel like I’m going away! Final preparations done this afternoon, dollars obtained for the visa, last minute purchase of new knickers and...
1 March – In the mirror which breaks the image into...
What do you think of those performers that keep coming back? Do you think they should call it a day if they don't do...
Franko, Poirot and Kryton – the story so far
Well since yesterday The Celestial Toymaker has had to withdraw from the panel due to doctor's advice. In fact two doctor's advice, the ones...
San Marino – It is the Siegel entry
Well Ralph, you’ve done it again. You’ve managed to find two songs from your back pocket, sellotape them together and let loose two naive...
If gays made Eurovision songs …
Then this would probably be the best song in the world! Sponsored by the gay version of Carlsberg.
You will read on Twitter that this...
In a curious turn of events…
...Phil has just informed me via Social Network that Riigiametnik has been video-calling him with pictures of a local Azeri pear-flavoured beverage which looks...