Serbia – I’m loco for this classy cheapness
Eight down, one to go to bring Day 3 of rehearsals to a close and we’re ending with Serbia. I’m expecting, nay hoping, for...
Poland – tbh it just bored me.
It's a damning indictment of any performance when the best you can come up with after seeing it a couple of times is: "Well...
Poland, not taking me for the ride of my life
I’m waiting for Poland’s Rafał to give me the ride of my life that he’s been promising for the last couple of months. He’d...
Eurovision 2021 Week 1 Day 3 Morning 1 – Nick’s View
Hey team! You wanna know what complete imbecile decided to start a new job on Week 1 Day 3 Afternoon 1? Yeah, BABY... *points...
San Marino – No-Rida (for now) but a lot of high...
Fire, gasoline, dynamite, adrenaline! Steady, it’s barely half past 9 in the UK. But San Marino is here for an energetic start. This is...
San Marino: 2 Questions … Followed by some more
Where is Valentina?
Where Is Mr Flo Rida
At least one of those was answered within the first three minutes - although those three...
The Fanning Verdict: Eurovision 2021 Day Two
Today should be easy like Sunday morning, but in Eurovisionland, there's much going on. A bigger day for us with many of the big-hitters...
Ukraine – Efendi, love, I’d shield your chips if I were...
Why? Because they've just been pissed on by Ukraine. Any impact that Efendi's mincing about the stage would have had has just been drowned...
Ukraine goes off!
Ukraine, and I really love this. This is one of the ones I’m most curious about. I want to see whether they can recreate...
Norway brings angelic bling
The sequencing of Cyprus’ Diablo into Norway’s Fallen Angel is smart thinking. But after that made-for-Eurovision performance can Tix still stand out?
In my Countdown...