Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 26 – Norway
Queen of Kings by Alessandra.
“Who’s she? The cat’s mother?” we English are sometimes idiomatically (and bafflingly) asked. Alessandra has the answer: She is a...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 25 – Netherlands
Burning Daylight by Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper.
The past 20 years has been a tale of two halves for the Dutch. An 8-year long...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Slovenia
I get how Eurovision is about the different languages and stuff, but don't shut me down for saying that Slovenia might be looking at...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 32/37 – Slovenia
Oh, Bojan, you little Slovene bundle of cuteness - bopping around on the internet like a kid on E-Numbers, promoting you and your band...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 31/37 – Serbia
And after my enforced layoff this song gets me back on track - so to speak - though nothing can quite prepare me for...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Serbia
'Samo Mi Se Spava' is so far up itself it can kiss its own arse. Konstrakta has so much to answer for. This is...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 30/37 – San Marino
Piqued Jacks had been getting a lot of stick on Social Media, some of it deserved, most of it not, in the early bit...
Phil’s Day 1 Round up for 2023.
The main question is, am I Anna Ford or Reggie Bosenquet? - Yeah, you lot have no chance of knowing who they are.
From what...
30 April – I have been blinded, but now I can...
Eurovision comes with its challenges. You could win, but you could also finish propping up the leaderboard. Over the years, some countries become more...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: San Marino
Piqued Jacks won one of the most drawn-out (and low-quality) Eurovision selection processes I have ever witnessed. If SMRTV had presented just the final...