Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 36 – Ukraine
Heart of Steel by TVORCHI.
As my Countdown is alphabetical by country name in English, I always end on my home nation, the United Kingdom...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 35 – Switzerland
Watergun by Remo Forrer.
Eurovision may officially be an apolitical beast, but the reality of world events inevitably finds its way to the stage. Just...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 34 – Sweden
Tattoo by Loreen.
What’s not been said about this song already? Since the moment Loreen’s return was announced, and long before we’d even heard a...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 33 – Spain
Eaea by Blanca Paloma.
One way to stand out from the crowd is to sing the only song of its type in the Contest. Blanca...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 32 – Slovenia
Carpe Diem by Joker Out.
In a year heavy on (mostly) male band and duos anyone making up these numbers needs to stand out. Joker...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 34/37 – Sweden
I'm gonna say this right off the bat - I hate Euphoria. It's not the best song of all time, in fact it wasnt...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Sweden
The year Loreen won, I was in a hospital bed trying not to die of pneumonia, so forgive me if she doesn't bring back...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 31 – Serbia
Samo Mi Se Spava by Luke Black.
I just want to sleep, says Luke Black. 31 songs into this year’s Countdown, Luke, I hear you.
Luke...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 30 – San Marino
Like An Animal by Piqued Jacks.
I’m sure there’s a scientific formula that can plot the correlation between Eurovision’s smallest competing nation and the size...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 28 – Portugal
Ai Coração by Mimicat.
If you don’t have anything good to say don’t say anything at all, advised every parent, ever. It’s a strategy I...