Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 37 – United Kingdom
I’ve never been much of a nationalist when it comes to Eurovision (I like the songs I like, irrespective of which country they represent)...
Just when you have seen everything
The Ukraine come along with a giant carrying her onto stage! - A proper 7/8 foot giant person and to be honest, after Europe...
Ukrainians give good head.
So much so that the band have to prove it by sticking an eight-foot-tall papier mâché head on stage.
Don't panic, they haven't lost leave of...
24 March – I’m always here for you and you know...
Do you have parents from two completely different places? Is one parent from Ireland and the other from Israel, for example? It's great when...
9 August – So don’t cry, say goodbye
The joy of being your country's first ever entrant in our favourite TV show. You've gone where no-one from your country has ever been...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ukraine is preying
Ukraine
Ziferblat – Bird of pray
Ukraine rarely sends a bad entry to Eurovision—though some years, it’s felt like they’ve sent merely decent songs and disguised...
And after all that bollocks
Netherlands, The.
This is now back in there, Anouk sings the song really well and there is no business on stage, although after the Giant...
Shang-a-lang! Ding Dong!!!
There are many who scoff when I say that the Netherlands entry is going to do well. Catherine hates it so much she was...
3 June – As long as we two rhyme
There are some times when I wish that more than one country could win our favourite TV show. No always because there are two...
4 April – Where do I have to go?
One month from today, the fans of our favourite TV show were due to be gathering in the Netherlands for two weeks for thrills,...