That was a long long long day
It's over - until Saturday. The worst ever day in Eurovision History is now at an end with ...
F.Y.R (or not) Macedonia - She's...
Slovenia – well – eerm …
... yes ...
Isn't it a lovely set!! (On Europe speak for "don't offend anyone").
Nah, what the hell ...
As Mr J Logan said in 1980,...
Final report of the afternoon – explanations and stuff…
First of all - this will be last report today. As many of you know, that have read the site for a long time...
Now – This is why I come to the Eurovision
Three songs in a row - and all of them are different but the same.
Cyprus - Now, it was rumoured that the Cypriots had...
Final Mornings rehearsals have begun – My people – Listen unto...
United Kingdom - Well..... one is at a loss to describe Javine. I think she is akin to Finland. She tries hard and does...
Late Afternoon Musings
Sweden - Franko says: "This is the worst thing in this contest by a country mile ... I would rather listen to the Bulgarian...
A few more tiddly bits
Right then, quick sprint though the latest.
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Sweden - Grudgingly OK. Sounds massive, he struts around like he's as good as he...
Oh Phil Phil Phil…
You've got your curmudgeonly midweek slump on again, intcha!
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As I type I've had to do a runner into the corridor, cos...
Afternoon Musings!!
France - out of Order... Ortal is just ordinary - the song is just bland - there is minimal voice from her - but...
UK and Malta – Morning all! Plus an unexpected Turkey
Well - twas the Start of the Big 14.... I have sat through some toss this week - however, my faith has suddenly been...