Last and quite possibly least … Norway
This is highly thought of in some circles, mainly fan polls but I can't really see why. Or perhaps I mean that I do...
No way Norway …
The Diet Merethe Troan is now filling my screen with a song I have heard before sung better by someone with more talent.
The blue...
Norwegian wood … well, I would
The gentleman to the left: Who does she remind me of? Name me some fat Norwegian singers?
The gentleman to my right: Merethe Troan
The gentleman...
A slice of Slovenia and a sit down
Nick: The last run through of this had better be good. They're carefully choreographing everything to within an inch of its life - except...
San Marino – meat that I couldn’t positively identify
Well I've just been for a stroll to find the local Mini Maxi as the canteen in the press centre is slightly on the...
San Marin-who?
Phil: Having eaten copious amount of cheese on a pizza for very few Dinari ... again ... We have retreated back to press centre-y...
Scooch at Eurovsion – shit literally happens
A man immediately to my right just broke off from eating cheap Twix for long enough to ask "Can you see credits rolling over...
Ukraine – It’s brilliant!
Nick: It really, really, is Eric Cartman made flesh. And I fear it. The guy to my left says it's like chocolate cheese. It...
The Swedes are ‘all right’
Nick: Sweden are being perfectly all right. Nothing wrong with it at all, and as such it could well merit the usual Norwegian result....
Standard issue Spanish Euro-fodder
Arrived in time for the final run through, fortified by Twix (two for Eur1.20 from the vending machines on Pasema Station. Bargain, especially if...