Ani catches a cold
Phil: Well the curse of the Eurovision cold seems to have struck Verka - eeerm I mean Ani Lorak and vocally this is weaker...
Sweden – Frozen in Eurovision history
Phil: She does have a very very scary face and has been Botox-ed to hell in the time between the Melodifestival and now, but...
The best bit of delegation excess so far …
... and the award goes to them Dutchies with their slightly short term bus arrangement ...
Now, what are they going to do with this...
Netherlands and Finland
See- you get 2 for the price of one with this blog - what more could you possibly ask for.
Firstly, apologies to Armenia -...
Eat something, lady
Hmmm! I'm no fashionista, but this is *not* a well-advised dress. She looks like Elnur standing on his head. Below the waist it's all...
Warming to Norway
Phil: Finally - something that is worth all the pain that I have gone through today to get to a decent song. This has...
Dremel is screwed
Phil: My faith in this song has evaporated. Rebeka is AWFUL - not just a poor shade of awful, a HIDEOUS shade of...
A day of rest and sunshine
Being one to actually want to sample the host city of wherever I am, I left the other three OnEuropers in the press centre...
‘lil Italy will have to try harder
Phil: Now I don't know whether or not Miodio from San Marino is supposed to be off key in the beginning 25 seconds -...
And finally we’re there – Portugal …
Phil: Well I am pre-disposed to like this song because it is my kind of song... And I'd be right! All of those wags...