Entertainment in a bottle
Nick: Good heavens! It's one of those moments when you meet someone for the first time and they feel like an old friend within...
28 September – Forgive me if I didn’t know how to...
Do you feel for those countries that haven't won for a long time? Do you will them to win regardless of the song they...
UK are having issues with their large erection!
It seems that the UK were having issues with their large glass erection which could present a problem when it comes to the real...
Douze points: Why did Italy give the UK top marks at...
When the Eurovision jury votes dropped and an Italian cartoon mouse handed the UK a dazzling douze points, jaws hit living room floors from...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 27 – Norway
Fallen Angel by Tix
I was super excited about this year’s Norwegian Melodi Grand Prix as a real-life friend was taking part: Big Daddy Karsten....
Dutch Eurovision song falls flat
Nick: Oh dear, I think I've just made a spectacle of myself. I've never heard this song before, many, MANY times. I particularly liked...
A velvet box? A poster? Who would send that shite?
1980 was a weird year. Europe decided that a couple of tragic twins and a singing penguin man would finish ninth. A song called...
Netherlands calm and steady
Netherlands up now. This is a gentle number, and to my mind a little on the pleasant but dull side, but it is very...
UK – Nothing there to get excited about
For my life, the UK can't stage anything when it comes to Eurovision.
Yes, Michael was discovered through a casting show, but why did it...
Time to catch up with what’s happening in Serbia
After generally disappointing results, Serbia is to return to the format that once did them proud at Eurovision. The Beovizija 2018 will select a...