16 July – I feel so intoxicated
Do you think performers like to publicise the fact they've taken part in our favourite TV show? Do they make the most of it,...
United Kingdom – James and the giant, erm, trumpets!
United Kingdom. My home entry. After 14 months of waiting what can James Newman bring to the Eurovision stage?
Erm, enormous great trumpets apparently. I...
Tabloids steal BBC thunder on Eurovision reveal
With Zoe Ball and Rylan due to deliver 'exclusive' Eurovision news tomorrow morning on the Radio 2 Breakfast Show, British tabloid 'The Sun' has...
3 November – Pounding away, pounding away, won’t you be mine?
Do you remember when the UK of stuff were good at Eurovision? Yes, since we hit the 21st Century their fortunes have waned a...
Ukraine First Rehearsal
This is the first winner.... It will do marvellously well.. He is confident, articulate and performs the pants off this song.
They are hiding something...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Ukraine
Flat is my chosen word to describe Melovin's performance. Style-wise he looks to have tumbled through an 80s new romantic time warp and landed...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Ukraine
I had to think long and hard before I put together this Important Song Review setting up the Thrilling Season Finale, because my Todoist...
Ukraine: Effective staging takes things up a notch
Tipped for victory and with everyone insisting pity points will rain down. I'll be the first to admit I scored this a huge fat...
Ukraine Opens Submissions for Vidbir 2026
Ukraine has launched its search for a Eurovision 2026 entry, with public broadcaster Suspilne officially opening submissions for Vidbir 2026 in early September. Songwriters...
Netherlands, The. What were they thinking?
The last time I have heard a gasp like that in the press centre was when Dita Von Tease showed her minge! Trinitje shows...