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ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

Bojana’s backing dancers mock Trijntje Oosterhuis

I remember back in the noughts, I’d routinely say “Oh, cheer up Serbia! Show us a happy!”, and they’d send us another Balkan ballad...

Serbian fun in the Balkans

Oh.My.Life. This Could have been a good song. It had all the makings of a decent stomper with a decent voiced girl…. Then they turned the...

To veil or not to veil in Wien for Trijntje

Trijntje’s up next for The Netherlands and she’s been out a shopping in Vienna for a new black leather jacket to replace the ‘jagged...

Dutch boob(s)

Enormous cheers from the press centre when it was revealed Trinitje has changed her frock! She’s still showing an ample amount of cleavage mind, but...

I have a problem with Netherlands, the

Right back at first steps, first principles. Get your song title right. Trijntje is very emotional and upset that I (me, the viewer at...

Poland……

I’ve self-censored myself twice in order to not get my accreditation revoked!! It was perfectly serviceable, in fact it’s more than that it’s actually very...

Slovenia….. Dear ORF…

…please kindly sort out your cameras and stage direction and soundmix thanks very much. Love… me. For a song that has all the hallmarks of a...

A quick Slovenia, then off for culture

I’m heading over to the Schonbrunn Palace this evening to watch Zubin Mehta conduct the Vienna Philharmonic in the open air. Should be culturetastic,...

Sweden – really more a technical rehearsal than anything else

I suspect there’s not going to be too much useful to say here. Måns and his tiny chums are more or less replicating what...

Switzerland is kind of neutralised

I’m now wishing I’d been a fly on the wall in the presentation at the Heads of Delegation meeting back in March. I guess...